![]() ![]() Sometimes I forget how long it’s been since I’ve showered.My diet plan when I’m home alone consists of only allowing myself to eat what my kids have left over or dropped on the floor.I’m like Velma from Scooby Doo without my glasses and they’re Gucci! You better believe I washed them off and put them right back on. I dropped my glasses in the toilet as I was helping my son clean up.If those aren’t bad enough for you here are a few hall of famers: Oh and once I went out in my dressy yoga pants and when I came home changed into my more comfortable hole in the crotch home yoga pants. Where did this weight come from! I looked so good in those pants yesterday! Oh, right I live my life in a deceiving yet flattering casing known as yoga pants. Of course on days when I have to go somewhere yoga pants aren’t appropriate and try squeezing into my jeans I’m shocked. I look fantastic in them and that secret stomach panel keeps everything where it should be like a set of bootleg Spanx. I know what you’re thinking and yes I really should get back to my 18% body fat pre kids shape, but until I have the time to spend two hours a day in the gym – again it isn’t happening. They’ve got to have the right cut, stretchy fabric, and some sort of stomach panel. I buy yoga pants with the precision and meticulous research normal people save for purchasing their first home. I know I’m not alone but I take yoga pants wearing to shameful new levels. ![]() Shameful? Maybe but I got some much needed sleep. She wasn’t carried away by a colony of ants in the middle of the night and I gave her a bath in the morning. I was exhausted and in no mood to endure the horrible shrill screams my daughter subjects me to during shampooing. ![]() I let my child sleep with some marshmallow fluff in her hair. ![]() Do I delay bedtime and wrangle two cranky kids into the tub alone, or go about my business as if nothing happened? That’s right. My two-year old daughter rubbed the marshmallow fluff into her hair like candy shampoo while my three-year old soon gleefully cheered her on.Īs I picked the large chunks out of her hair I checked the clock. They were seated and enjoying themselves so I seized the moment, left the room, and got to work on a pile of dishes. 'Happiness is mother and daughter time.' 'Mom a title just above queen. I thought it’d be super cute to make my children little mugs of hot chocolate with a dollop of marshmallow fluff on top after a few hours spent playing in the late autumn cold. You’ll even have room at the end to make it personal with some cute inside joke hashtags and your favorite emojis. What makes this anime taboo and infamous is the portrayal of violence, torture and disemboweled bodies. Genocyber is a controversial sci-fi anime about a biological humanoid weapon of the same name created by the government for the sole purpose of destroying lives. "Our relationship never changed after we slept together, this was over 20yrs ago and we still talk on a pretty regular basis with no weirdness.Either way here are a few of my shameful mom confessions for your reading pleasure. MAL Rated 6.14, Ranked 6236 Aired Spring 1994 Produced by Artmic. We only had sex the one time but I think it was because we both fell into long term relationships shortly after we slept together. It was consensual and there were never any guilty feelings from either side. It is amazing, she's hot and thinks I'm hot as well."Īnother was similarly relaxed: “I had sex with my cousin when we were both 17. One man was defiant in his love and lust for a cousin: “I can't say I disliked it or I feel guilty or anything. Sexual relations between cousins are not illegal and are not therefore classifed as incest but some contributors to the thread recounted their experiences of such relationships. It started with two curious kids and, eventually, it moved on to him never taking no for an answer whenever I went over to visit." Many recalled how their experienced had given them long-term damage. ![]()
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